We All Suck Haiku

all bailed today. wow.

we all suck hard, except one:

elisabeth. nice.

You People Suck Haiku

everyone bailed. you

people really suck today.

no dedication.

Old Guy haiku

old guys, burdened with

responsibility, can’t

climb with us. suffer.

Ice haiku

sliding up the hill

won’t work on ice, o snail. one

slither up, two back.

Thanksgiving haiku

the turkey runs up

Sanitas — can it escape?

no. fly, turkey. fly.

First Snailitas Haiku

climb big rocks, o snail,

suffering hurting in your

knees though you have none